Duct Tape Virtuoso Deluxe is a huge compilation of some of the most popular Handyman Corner segments from the first ten seasons, all featuring the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape. It also features the lodge segments from the 2000 Season episode, No Duct Tape.
Cast (in order of appearance): Red Green, Mike Hamar, Dalton Humphrey, Ed Frid, Harold Green (bonus only)
Transcript[]
Opening[]
{Red enters the lodge, holding a roll of duct tape.}
RED GREEN: Hey, Red Green here! Welcome to our very first DVD! I don't completely understand the technology. Apparently, something spins around and pictures shoot out. Sounds very similar to a rotating lampshade I saw on the Walt Disney show in the '60s. One of the few things I remember from the '60s. What we've done on this DVD is we've taken a bunch of segments from "The Red Green Show" that feature {holds up roll of duct tape} the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape. Now, I know, we're not as creative as you are with duct tape, but don't forget, we're getting pay to do this, and that always stifles creativity. So I suggest you sit back, relax and let us teach you about the laws of physics, even if it's by mistake. Oh, there's some other stuff on this DVD, too. They got, uh, behind-the-scenes and outtakes and... some other special features, just in case you have to stay in the house until the restraining order is lifted. So, hey! Let's get at it. Here are just a few of the ways that duct tape has changed my life. {smiles}
Featured scenes[]
| Episode | Scene |
|---|---|
| Harold's Job | Handyman Corner |
| Harold's Leaving | Handyman Corner |
| House Moving | Handyman Corner |
| Sausage Envy | Handyman Corner |
| Lunar Eclipse | Opening |
| The Beaver Dam | Handyman Corner |
| Winston's Wedding | Handyman Corner |
| Man Of The Year | Handyman Corner |
| Foster Child | Red's Handyman Tips |
| Swiss It Up | Handyman Corner |
| No Duct Tape | Intro |
| The Bachelor Auction | Handyman Corner |
| No Duct Tape | Plot Segment 2 |
| The Gas Shortage | Handyman Corner |
| No Duct Tape | Plot Segment 3 |
| Hurricane Doug | Handyman Corner |
| Lunar Eclipse | Red's Handyman Tips |
| Whittling Contest | Handyman Corner |
| X Marks The Spot | Handyman Corner |
| The Beaver Dam | Red's Handyman Tips |
| Cross The Lake Race | Handyman Corner |
| Who Wants To Be A Smart Guy | Handyman Corner |
| Cross The Lake Race | Handyman Corner 2 |
| Lunar Eclipse | Handyman Corner |
Closing[]
{Red is seen in the lodge, still holding the roll of duct tape.}
RED GREEN: Well, I hope you enjoyed that. And if you watched the whole thing, I think you have to admit, at the very least, you have less of your day to kill. Maybe these ideas will inspire you, maybe they'll confuse you, maybe they'll convince you to hire a professional. {waves hand} That's very flattering, but I'm much too busy. So thanks for your time, enjoy your duct tape, and, oh, yeah, keep your stick on the ice.
{Red turns leaves the lodge, going down into the basement.}
{Click here to view the credits}
Fun Facts[]
Trivia[]
- This is the very first Red Green DVD, released in 2000.