Red's Teen Talk

Red's Advice to Teenagers is a long-running segment on The Red Green Show in which Red Green is filmed outdoors wearing a yellow rain slicker and giving life advice to the next generation. This segment, which appeared during the 1991 through 1997 seasons^{[needs verification]} , is very similar to Red's Sage Advice, where he sits behind a desk and talks to older men or their wives.

In the 1998 episode The New Monument, Red sits on a park bench talking to a teenager playing basketball.

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1991 Season

Episode	Subject
The UFO	Red talks to teenagers about their glands
The Treasure Hunt	Red talks about hunting
Lost Toupee	About moving away from home
Problem Outhouse	Talking to teens about their stupid style choices
Whittling Contest	Stay in school
Gun Powder Shakes	Red relates to teens about voting.
Water Tower	Red discourages the practice of "free love"
Canoe Jousting	Red talks about teenage rebellion
Water Slide	Getting your license

1993 Season

Episode	Subject
The Spawning Grounds	Red explains to teens how to get advice from their parents.
Underground Parking	Red explains the differences between crime on TV and crime in reality.
The New Shirt / Casino	Red is critical of "classic" movies
Green Green	Red is critical of Shakespeare
The Hidden Mine	Red talks about teenagers being "the future"
Cross the Lake Race	Why don't teens go to church anymore?
The Salmon Parade	How to wear a cap properly
Biosphere Three	Red talks to teens about getting a tattoo
The Water Park	Red talks about dating and marriage
The Used Helicopter	Red dicusses violence in movies
The Retirement Home	Messages about sex and changes in the culture
Possum Lake Monster	Red talks about junk food
The Water Show	Teens should get themselves a hobby

1994 Season

Episode	Subject
The Owl Project	Red explains about body-piercing.
The Schoolhouse Project	Red explains to teens about getting a better career.
The Conveyor Project	Red talks to teens about rap music
The Storm Damage Project	About carrying guns to school
The Silver Project	When you block traffic with your bicycles
The Auction Project	Red talks to teens about the way they dress
The Real Estate Project	Don't be upset you missed the swinging 60's
The Guard Dog Project	Red recently saw a photo of himslf as a teenager
The Catfish Project	A word about rollerblades

1996 Season

Episode	Subject
The Driving Lesson	Red talks about minimum wage.
The Petting Zoo	Red explains about teens' parents spending money on them.
The Drill	When your parents start copying your style
The House Raising	You parents know what you're up to
The Stag Party	If you're working hard at school and wondering when does the fun start?
The Suits	Who you should go to for advice
High School Reunion	Realize that the money in the ATM has to come from somewhere

1997 Season

Episode	Subject
The Strange Ranger	Red tells about going fast as opposed to going slow.
Big Guy Little Guy	Red uses video games as a metaphor for reality.
Expropriation	Red tells about being an example setter.
Celebrity	Red explains the reality about being famous.
The Splinter Lodge	Red tells teens how to outsmart their parents when asked to clean up their room.

1998 Season

Episode	Subject
The New Monument	(On a park bench) Red rambles about his trip to a coffee shop.

Red's Teen Talk

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