Possum 911 is a short segment on The Red Green Show, featuring Red and Harold as they respond to urgent calls from other Possum Lodge members. This is a parody of the classic CBS show Rescue 911, which aired from 1989-1996. The man in trouble calls a 911-like emergency line, and Harold and Red attempt to resolve his crisis over the phone.
This segment ran only during Season 6.
Possum 911 Calls
|Sedgwick the Tenant||Dougie Franklin||Dougie is starving to death|
|The Tax Refund||Unnamed thief (possibly Buzz)||The guys calm down a dog that is trying to stop the thief, who sounds a lot like Buzz but is never named|
|The Poker Game||Buzz Sherwood||Buzz is totally lost|
|Maxi Golf||Unnamed member||My wife wants to buy a minivan|
|The Church Casino||Unnamed member||I hate being a stay-at-home dad|
|The Love Boat||Winston Rothschild||Winston won't admit he's lost|
|The New Lease||Dalton Humphrey||Dalton is home alone and feeling lonely|
|30 Minutes or Free||Unnamed Member
(could be Old Man Sedgewick rumored by some)
|A confused old man calls|
|Real Estate||Harold's friend||Having trouble with a video game|
|The Suits||Dalton Humphrey||
I've fallen and I can't get up