This segment would feature Mike Hamar offering his own brand of advice to young people. This segment ran only during the ninth season.
| Episode | Subject |
|---|---|
| Harold's Job | Pull up your pants |
| Angel | Telling the truth |
| Coup De Grass | The difference between a job and a career (assisted by Harold) |
| Curse Of The Mummy | Blaming your parents for your problems |
| No Retreat | Stupidity is your best defense |
| Hurricane Doug | Always look busy |