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If It Ain't Broke, You're Not Trying is a segment on The Red Green Show hosted by Red Green, in which Red repairs (or attempts to repair) various objects and tools brought in by other Lodge members. As usual, Red's solution to most any repair project is to use duct tape, though there are some cases where the item doesn't actually need fixing at all.
This segment ran between the seventh and thirteenth seasons.
Items Fixed[]
Season 7[]
| Episode | Guest | Item to be fixed |
|---|---|---|
| Running Of The Bulls | Dalton Humphrey | A tennis racquet (irreparable) |
| Swiss It Up | Hap Shaughnessy | A hockey stick that was supposedly autographed by the 1967 Toronto Maple Leafs |
| The Implosion | Arnie Dogan | Arnie's guitar - Arnie wants to give it more "character" |
| Adopt-A-Highway | Edgar Montrose | A dining room set for refinishing (irreparable) |
| Expropriation | Hap Shaughnessy | A broken picture frame |
| Let Me Count The Ways | Edgar Montrose | A steering wheel from Edgar's car |
| Pardi Gras | Buzz Sherwood | A toaster, which somehow has Buzz's wallet stuck in it (irreparable) |
| The Good Old Hockey Game | Hap Shaughnessy | A fireplace grate |
| Step Outside | Edgar Montrose | A hammer |
| The Town Mall | Arnie Dogan | Arnie's arm |
| The Winter Carnival | Mike Hamar | A stethoscope |
Season 8[]
| Episode | Guest | Item to be fixed |
|---|---|---|
| House Moving | Edgar Montrose | An umbrella (irreparable), and Edgar's hat |
| College Life | Hap Shaughnessy | A poster of the Mona Lisa |
| It's A Wonderful Red Green Christmas | Hap Shaughnessy | Christmas lights |
| Edgar Montrose | A snow cannon | |
| Dalton Humphrey | Christmas lights |
Season 9[]
| Episode | Guest | Item to be fixed |
|---|---|---|
| Rent A Wreck | Dalton Humphrey | A remote control (irreparable) |
| Curse Of The Mummy | Hap Shaughnessy | A lie detector |
| No Retreat | Edgar Monrose | An explosives locator |
| The Auto Club | Dalton Humphrey | A jammed gumball machine |
| Too Much Information | Mike Hamar | A locked suitcase |
Season 11[]
| Episode | Guest | Item to be fixed |
|---|---|---|
| New Job In Town | Dwight Cardiff | A garbage disposal |
| Mike Goes Straight | Winston Rothschild | A customer's mailbox (irreparable) |
| The Fishing Derby | Mike Hamar | A police car radio |
| Harold's Dilemma | Dalton Humphrey | A waffle iron |
| Red Green Does New Years | Mike Hamar | An inflatable pool chair |
Season 12[]
| Episode | Guest | Item to be fixed |
|---|---|---|
| Possum Air | Hap Shaughnessy | An answering machine |
| A Lot Like Christmas | Edgar Montrose | Edgar gives advice on gift giving |
Season 13[]
| Episode | Guest | Item to be fixed |
|---|---|---|
| The Spelling Bee | Hap Shaughnessy | A pair of boxing gloves |
| Pay It Forward | Edgar Montrose | Edgar needs some jars opened |
| Ranger Harold | Hap Shaughnessy | Hap needs his tap shoes repaired |
