If It Ain't Broke, You're Not Trying is a segment on The Red Green Show Red Green , in which Red repairs (or attempts to repair) various objects and tools brought in by other Lodge members. As usual, Red's solution to most any repair project is to use duct tape, though there are some cases where the item doesn't actually need fixing at all.
This segment ran between the seventh and thirteenth seasons.
Items Fixed [ ] Season 7 [ ]
Episode
Guest
Item to be fixed
Running Of The Bulls
Dalton Humphrey
A tennis racquet (irreparable)
Swiss It Up
Hap Shaughnessy
A hockey stick that was supposedly autographed by the 1967 Toronto Maple Leafs
The Implosion
Arnie Dogan
Arnie's guitar - Arnie wants to give it more "character"
Adopt-A-Highway
Edgar Montrose
A dining room set for refinishing (irreparable)
Expropriation
Hap Shaughnessy
A broken picture frame
Let Me Count The Ways
Edgar Montrose
A steering wheel from Edgar's car
Pardi Gras
Buzz Sherwood
A toaster, which somehow has Buzz's wallet stuck in it (irreparable)
The Good Old Hockey Game
Hap Shaughnessy
A fireplace grate
Step Outside
Edgar Montrose
A hammer
The Town Mall
Arnie Dogan
Arnie's arm
The Winter Carnival
Mike Hamar
A stethoscope
Season 8 [ ] Season 9 [ ]
Episode
Guest
Item to be fixed
Rent A Wreck
Dalton Humphrey
A remote control (irreparable)
Curse Of The Mummy
Hap Shaughnessy
A lie detector
No Retreat
Edgar Monrose
An explosives locator
The Auto Club
Dalton Humphrey
A jammed gumball machine
Too Much Information
Mike Hamar
A locked suitcase
Season 11 [ ]
Episode
Guest
Item to be fixed
New Job In Town
Dwight Cardiff
A garbage disposal
Mike Goes Straight
Winston Rothschild
A customer's mailbox (irreparable)
The Fishing Derby
Mike Hamar
A police car radio
Harold's Dilemma
Dalton Humphrey
A waffle iron
Red Green Does New Years
Mike Hamar
An inflatable pool chair
Season 12 [ ]
Episode
Guest
Item to be fixed
Possum Air
Hap Shaughnessy
An answering machine
A Lot Like Christmas
Edgar Montrose
Edgar gives advice on gift giving
Season 13 [ ]
Episode
Guest
Item to be fixed
The Spelling Bee
Hap Shaughnessy
A pair of boxing gloves
Pay It Forward
Edgar Montrose
Edgar needs some jars opened
Ranger Harold
Hap Shaughnessy
Hap needs his tap shoes repaired
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