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1999 Season, Episode 184 (Transcript | Credits)
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Red has some museum artifacts stored at the lodge while the museum in question is being renovated. He and Mike take a particular liking to a mummy, which Dalton suspects is cursed.

Cast (in order of Appearance): Red Green, Dalton Humphrey, Mike Hamar, Ed Frid, Harold Green, Hap Shaughnessy, Ranger Gord, Walter

DVD: The Red Green Show – 1999 Season

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Plot: Red announces that the local museum in town is having some renovations done to it, and the lodge is temporarily storing its artifacts there. Dalton, however, warns Red not to mess around with the museum artifacts because they have a supernatural power to them. Mike then shows up with another artifact, a mummy. But Dalton becomes even more worried, saying that every mummy comes with a curse. But neither Red nor Mike take his warning seriously. As Red fools around with the mummy, Dalton warns him that this mummy was once an Egyptian prince whose family was killed and would return from the dead to be avenged, but Red still ignores him. Then he and Mike get an idea: they will play a trick on Dalton by having Mike dress up as the mummy itself. In the end, Red returns to the lodge and sees what he thinks is Mike dressed as the mummy. Dalton returns, too, and, seeing the mummy, worries that the curse has indeed come to life. The mummy leaves and Red tells Dalton that it was just Mike in disguise and that it was just a joke. But then Mike enters from a different room and tells Red he couldn't get the bandages on in time. Red becomes shaken as he goes to the Lodge Meeting, where the mummy shows up, wearing a lodge jacket.

Opening Scene: Red shows a way to combat car theft.

The Possum Lodge Word Game: Mike tries to guess the word "bar" to win a plastic frog that croaks whenever you walk in front of it.

Harold at the Office: Harold catches Red stealing supplies from the utility closet.

If It Ain't Broke, You're Not Trying: Hap brings in Red's lie detector for him to fix.

Handyman Corner: Red makes a garden centerpiece out of a bike and a set of drums.

Midlife: Why not to fix anything that is broken.

Visit With Ranger Gord: Gord is planning to turn his fire watchtower into a museum of the forest, with him as the curator.

Adventures: Red, Dalton and Walter try to carry a refrigerator down a tall, steep flight of stairs.

Mike's Teen Talk: Mike advises teens to stop blaming their parents for their problems and blame the system instead.