Buddy System is a segment of The Red Green Show, featuring two Lodge members usually Red and someone else. In these sequences, the Lodge members come up really close to the camera and give rapid-fire advice to men having dilemmas in their relationships. The two men speaking conclude most but not all of these segments with the catchphrase: "Don't thank us. That's what friends are for."
This segment debuted in Season 4, and ran until Season 11.
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Season 4[]
Episode | Featured Lodge Members | Topic |
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The Beef Project | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
How to get away with not listening to your wife |
The Firewood Project | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
How to get away with saying to your wife that something looks silly |
The Hydrogen Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
How to get away with being late and not telling so |
The Schoolhouse Project | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
How to raise your grandson |
The Firefly Project | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
How to delay your second wedding |
The Badger Project | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
How to get away with lending money to a friend |
The Electrical Project | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
You went to your wife's company party and didn't socialize |
The Storm Damage Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
You forget your anniversary |
The Marine Show Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
You keep changing the channel, irritating your wife |
The Ski & Golf Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
Your wife asks, "Am I fat?" |
The Rustproofing Project | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
Your dog isn't as housebroken as you thought |
The Movie Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
Your behavior at a party offended your wife |
The Painted Leaves Project | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
Explaining to your wife why you won't go to church |
The Real Estate Project | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
Your wife has tried out a new recipe |
The Stuck Truck Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
Your wife wants to re-arrange the furniture |
The Group Photo Project | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
You pigged out at the "all you can eat" buffet |
The Mt. Rushmore Project | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
You have no idea what to get for your wife's birthday |
The Catfish Project | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
You're planning a big camping trip and haven't told your wife |
Season 5[]
Episode | Featured Lodge Members | Topic |
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Men's Night On The Mountain | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
"I just wanna be held." |
The Driving Test | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
How to get away with not reading instructions |
The Satellite Dish | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
Golden rules to help relieve trouble from women |
Father and Son Banquet | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
How to get away with yawning during a heart-felt talk |
The Vertical Grandstand | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
"I know what I'm doing." |
Medieval Times | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
"We need to talk." |
Van Go | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
You ignored your wife and had chili for dinner |
X Marks The Spot | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
How to get out of missing a date with your wife |
The Gas Shortage | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
You took your wife's new car for a test drive without asking |
The Lost Dog | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
"I love you." |
Bottled Water | Red Green Dougie Franklin |
How to avoid trouble after not picking up your dirty clothes |
The Compost Heap | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
You daughter asks you what you think of her loser boyfriend |
Red Green Dougie Franklin |
You forgot to put the toilet seat down | |
Homemade Cheese | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
How to shorten a visit by your wife's relatives |
Season 6[]
Episode | Featured Lodge Members | Topic |
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Love Boat | Red Green Dalton Humphrey |
You forgot where and when you need to pick your wife up |
The New Lease | Red Green Winston Rothschild |
You gave a bad answer to "What was the happiest day of your life?" |
The Stag Party | Red Green Buzz Sherwood |
You get home and realize you've forgotten something |
Harold's Whells | Red Green Buzz Sherwood |
When you're not in the mood for "love" |
Season 10[]
Episode | Featured Lodge Members | Topic |
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Foster Child | Winston Rothschild Mike Hamar |
How to get out of helping a friend move some heavy objects |
Historic Site | Edgar Montrose Mike Hamar |
How to get through getting into trouble but not knowing why |
Barter Starter | Dalton Humphrey Winston Rothschild |
Friendly advice about running out of gas |
Out Of The Woods | Mike Hamar Winston Rothschild |
You discussed your wife's snoring in public |
DNA All The Way | Mike Hamar Dalton Humphrey |
How to get away with swearing in front of a neighbor's kids |
Who Wants To Be A Smart Guy | Dalton Humphrey Winston Rothschild |
How to bail out of a situation in front of your family |
The Beaver Dam | Mike Hamar Dalton Humphrey |
How to get a good deal on a used car without saying anything |
The Dandruff Foundation | Winston Rothschild Mike Hamar |
What your wife really means when she says, "No, I'm fine." |
Season 11[]
Episode | Featured Lodge Members | Topic |
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Back to Nature | Mike Hamar | When your wife dents your car, don't lose your temper |
Dalton Humphrey | ||
Red Green Does New Years | Mike Hamar Dalton Humphrey |
Going to a New Year's Eve party with your wife |