The complete transcript for Bear!!!
Intro
In the Lodge
Red's Campfire Song
{Red plays guitar while Harold clicks two spoons together.}
RED GREEN:
- As I was walking
- Through the woods one day,
- I came upon a swagman
- Jollying on his way.
- He said he was waltzing
- Matilda to a billabong,
- And he refused to speak English
- So I nailed him.
Handyman Corner
The Winter of Our Discount Tent
Plot Segment 2
Visit With Murray Woolworth
Adventures With Bill
Action on screen | Red's voiceover |
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Red stands in the woods out beyond the lodge. Bill walks up to Red, holding a doll in one hand and a bunch of sticks in the other. He gets down on the ground and places the sticks together to form a small house. He then places the doll inside the makeshift shelter, then gives a thumbs-up to the camera. Bill then gets to his feet again and they walk off. | Got a real big project for you this week on "Adventures With Bill". You see those little sticks in there? What he's doing is he's actually gonna show you a little model of what it is that he wants us to build. Uh, he's got– he's gonna build a little shelter. You need a horizontal branch. And that's a little one of those little dolls. I didn't even ask about that. It's none of my business, but we're gonna try and build the full-size model of that, not including the doll, of course. |
Bill and Red walk up to a chainsaw lying on the ground. Bill stoops down to pull on the chainsaw to start it up. He pulls on the string a few times before it turns on. It suddenly takes off, running across the ground, away from the area. | And so, what we need is, uh... Get the chainsaw going. We got to cut a vertical br– Uh, horizontal branch for the... What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Hmm. Oh, well. |
Bill holds up his index finger as he gets another idea. He then walks off while Red feels around a particularly slender sapling. Bill returns, holding an axe. He spits into his hand and wipes it on his overalls. Then he tries to cut the slender tree down, only to not only not even hurt the tree, but instead shatter the axe blade, which falls off the handle. Bill tosses the axe handle aside and waves dismissively. | Um... so, what we're gonna do is just, instead of cutting it, um... we'll just use an ax and just chop... You know, those are strong little trees. Uh, compared to, say, an axe. |
Bill takes a hold of the tree with his bare hands and tries to bend it downward. Red takes the tree and tries to further pull it down. Bill climbs up on the tree, hoping to weigh it down and break it. But when Red lets go to let Bill's weigh finish the breaking process, it instead results in the tree springing back upright again and throwing Bill off. He flies through the air and land in the branches of another tree, way up high and out of reach. Bill smiles and gives a thumbs-up to show that he's fine. | So, uh, what do we do now, Bill? Just... Oh, all right. All right, pull it down. But, you know, this tree has lots of green, got a lot of spring, and a lot of... It's amazing the power. Oh, boy, oh, boy! Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh! Oh, he's way up there. He's up 70, 80 feet up there. You okay, Bill? You okay? Yeah? Yeah? All right, all right. |
Red takes a hold of the tree with both of his hands and shakes it to get Bill down. The branches Bill is clinging to shake. A few branches fall down. Red shakes the tree some more, causing more branches to fall. In the tree, Bill shakes his head for Red to stop, and then he screams as he falls out of the tree and landing on the ground in a heap, covered in branches and leaves. | I figured if I shake the tree, that'll help him out a bit. He didn't seem to be enjoying that too much. Heads up. I didn't... Oh. Sorry, Bill. Oh, boy. Well... I got him down, you know. |
He gets to his feet, waving to the camera and giving a thumbs-up as he gestures toward the pile of branches. He picks up a big handful of the branches as the chainsaw from earlier races past, much to Red and Bill's confusion. They then pick up all the branches and walk off with them. | And, uh, he's okay. And of course, the good thing is, now we have enough branches, uh, to make our shelter. So we pick these up and, uh... Hmm. Oh, well. Uh, pick these up and, uh, go over there and, uh, find just... |
Bill and Red walk up to another tree, which conveniently has a sturdy twig propped up against the tree. They strategically lean the branches up against the propped-up twig as they did with the model. | Actually, we just found that thing just lying there. I wish we had noticed that. Well, what the heck. And we lean... uh, we lean the branches up against it just like the model. And then, uh... what Bill wanted to do here was, uh... |
Later, having placed all the branches where there wanted, Bill and Red take some rope and tie the branches together to keep them secure. However, Bill gets a little carried away with his knot-tying, as he gets his thumb caught in the rope and has difficulty trying to free himself. Then, he ties another branch together and gets his whole hand caught. He struggles to get free and points out his predicament to Red. | ...some way of securing the branches right on there, and this is when, uh, y'know, a lot of your training with the– with the Cub Scouts or what have you, or maybe you did some sailing with Captain High Liner or whatever it was. Uh, you can, uh... you learn how to tie some really interesting knots, 'cause you got trees and branches coming at a... Oh, oh. Bill, you... Bill's tied one limb too many on. |
Conversations With Harold
Plot Segment 3
Plot Segment 4
WORK IN PROGRESS; NEEDS HUMAN REVIEW
[ gunshots ]
[ bird squawks ]
harold: Gather 'round
your television sets,
and make sure they're turned on,
because this is the wildest
wildlife show on the air,
bringing you thrills,
chills, spills,
and a really nice view
of our hallway right around...
Now! Wa-a-a!
It's the show
that dares to be different,
only because we can't afford
to be the same.
And here he is, the man who's
the most different of them all,
the star of the show,
and through a cruel twist
of dna fate, my uncle.
Here he is, the legal owner
of "the red green show"!
Ladies and gentlemen,
mr. Red green!
Thank you, harold.
Thank you, and, uh,
welcome to possum lodge.
Not fancy, but it's paid for.
We got a good show for you
this week.
Uh, although, I have no idea
what harold meant
by the "thrills, chills,
and spills."
gee, uncle red, I was referring
to my directorial digitalizing.
That's what gives the show
its cutting-edge feel.
[ keyboard clacking ]
well, that makes me feel
like cutting the edge
of your digits, harold.
This is state of the art,
uncle red!
Well, I don't know about art,
but I know what I like,
and that doesn't even
come close,
and don't you even come close,
either.
Try to keep that nonsense
to a minimum.
[ animal groans ]
got a bit of a situation going
on at the lodge this week.
Uh, we're kind of trapped
in the lodge.
Uh, nobody can go outside.
Are we being audited
again?
No, harold, there's a --
there's a bear outside.
A bear?
Like, a real bear?
Like, with claws and fangs
and st-- like, a bear? A bear?
Like, what if the bear,
like, breaks down the door,
like, just mauls us to death
for no reason?
We should shoot it.
We should shoot it.
Harold, harold, harold.
You know, despite
a lot of misconceptions,
of which you are one,
bears don't just randomly,
you know,
maul people
and kill them, okay?
If the bear comes in here
and kills you,
it'll be to eat you,
but that's not gonna happen,
harold,
'cause
it'll sniff you first.
Now, this all got started
when our cook, eddie,
made some honey-raisin muffins,
and he put them
out on the back porch
until they stopped burning.
Oh, so, like,
the bear was attracted
by the smell
of eddie's cooking?
No, no, no, no.
Even bears aren't that hungry.
No, I'll tell you
what happened.
Old man sedgwick
and buster hatfield
went down to the store
to buy some bear repellant,
and dwayne --
you know, being dwayne --
sold them bear musk
by mistake, okay?
Now, to a bear, bear musk
is like a madonna video
and the sports illustrated
swimwear issue
all rolled into one, okay?
So, they came back here,
and they sprayed that
all over the place,
and now what we have is a...
Is a pretty eager male bear,
you know, kind of drooling
around the lodge there.
Wait a second.
If they sprayed, like,
bear musk all around,
he's not sniffing for food.
Oh, you're probably right,
and if he comes in here,
[clears throat]
he won't be hungry.
Well, let's say we just
get rolling with the show,
and then we can barricade
the door?
Yeah,
good idea, good idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See the bear sniffing
around red's van there?
You see the way he's sniffing
the trailer hitch?
It must be mating season.
[ bear growling ]
[ siren wailing ]
oh! Here comes noel
and his fuzz mobile.
Yeah?
Does he know about the bear?
I don't think so.
I sure hope he sees it.
Wa-a-a!
I don't think he does!
[ laughs ]
he doesn't!
He doesn't even know
about it!
Wa-a-a!
The bear still
out there, guys?
Yeah, yeah.
He's stalking noel.
Neat, eh?
Noel
doesn't even know it.
Look at him dicking around
with his siren.
Wa-a-a!
Noel:
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Well,
he knows about it now.
Whoa!
[ laughs ]
wow!
He sure can motor!
Yeah.
[ laughs ] he moves pretty good
for a dwarf.
Where's he going?
Tool shed?
Nope.
Pump house.
Oh, it's locked.
Noel: Aaaaaaah!
[ laughter ]
I've never seen a man
hurdle a barbecue before.
I got to go get my camera!
This is excellent!
Aaaaaah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look. Look.
The boathouse is locked.
[ laughter ]
I told him we didn't need
all those locks.
Oh, the bear's gaining
on him!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Here he comes!
Here he comes! Here he comes!
Come on, noel!
Come on! Come on!
[ bear growling ]
noel,
noel, noel, noel.
Yeah!
Noel --
oh, yeah, sure.
If you'd like a drink
or anything,
just help yourself,
there.
I'll get more.
[ panting ]
starship entry 167d.
Investigate the sighting
of a bear near the lodge.
Light brown in color,
approximately 14 feet tall,
definitely male.
What are you gonna do
about it, noel?
Me?
I -- which --
if you're referring --
nothing!
Well, you're, uh,
head of security, there.
That's why you're dressed
like a fire truck, isn't it?
Look, helmut,
when it starts breaking into
a lodge member's car
or swiping cutlery,
hey, I'm there for you,
buddy.
The bear's trespassing,
noel.
Well, actually, helmut,
he's not.
We're the ones
who are trespassing
on his natural habitat.
See, because bears were here
a long time before us,
and they will be here
a long time afterwards.
Not if noel goes out
and shoots him.
Wha-- hey, ha ha!
I'm not allowed
to carry a gun.
You can borrow
one of mine.
I-I'm not even allowed
to hold a gun.
Well,
why don't you go out
and do one of those karate
tae-kwon-dork moves
you're always
talking about, then?
Look, helmut, that bear's
a maintenance problem.
You're in charge
of maintenance.
You get rid of it.
Maintenance?
What, is the bear
clogging the drains?
I must have missed that.
No,
but you are responsible
for clearing the paths
and the roadways
so we can get
to the vehicles.
Look, I shovel snow.
I rake leaves.
Anything that moves,
you deal with.
Right, red?
Oh, no, no,
you two guys settle this,
but whatever you do,
settle it in a hurry,
because sometime
in the next two weeks,
somebody's gonna have to use
that outhouse.
You heard him.
Go kill the bear, you coward.
He didn't say that!
And don't you call me
a coward, mister,
or else I'll, uh...
Or else what?
He didn't say
I had to kill the bear!
Okay, okay.
I got the camera figured out.
All righty.
Noel, go outside, and do exactly
what you did before, okay?
This time I'm ready.
[ laughs ] go on!
[ vehicle approaches ]
oh!
It's murray and dwayne!
Oh, I got to get
my wide-angle lens for this one.
Do they know
about the bear?
[ chuckles ]
I don't think so!
Both:
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, they do now.
Oh,
this is fun!
Wow!
Hey, was I that fast
when I was running?
Faster, only your arms
weren't flapping.
[ laughs ]
[ wood, tools clanking ]
red: This week in
"handyman corner,"
we're gonna show you
how you can, uh,
scare off wild animals.
For example, bears.
You know, uh, bears hardly ever
take a swipe at anybody.
They're mostly noise and teeth,
kind of like harold.
But, you know, uh,
what you got to do
is you got to find a way
to scare him off,
and what we're gonna make today
is called a bear scarer.
See, 'cause
in the animal kingdom now,
a lot of the fights are avoided
by one of the animals
making a big display.
You'll see a cat
putting its fur up, you know,
or a peacock will whip his tail
out there
or dogs will snarl, you know,
and show their teeth,
and, uh, the idea
is you make yourself look
real vicious and mean,
or at least hard to swallow.
To make our bear scarer,
you're gonna need some things.
You're gonna need some marbles,
and you're gonna need
some hawaiian shirts.
You're gonna need a backpack,
aluminum tent pegs.
You're gonna need, uh,
some eyebolts,
some sash cord,
and, uh, some rubber gloves.
And if you're looking
for those things,
you may be able to find them all
in harold's closet.
Now, the first thing
I'm gonna show you
is, um, how you make
the counterweight,
uh, noisemaker part of the deal.
You take a small can like this,
and you put the marbles
into the can.
All right.
And then you put the small can
upside-down into the big can.
Okay, and then
you just cover that over
with the handyman's
secret weapon.
You make two of those,
and there are your noisemakers.
[ marbles rattling ]
they work.
Now we're gonna make
our visual display.
To do that,
we take our backpack,
put it into the vice...
And we're gonna stick on
these eyebolts
in the top
of the vertical supports.
Okay, so, once we got
our eyebolts on here,
we've added the pieces
of pvc pipe to the side,
and we really
horsed her down there
with the handyman secret weapon
again, duct tape.
And again, be generous
with the duct tape.
You know, spare the duct tape,
spoil a job.
All right, now we take one
of our pieces of sash cord,
run it through the eyebolt,
okay, like this.
The other end,
we've again duct-taped
to the bottom
of one of our tent poles,
and we drop that down inside...
Inside the pvc pipe.
I've done the same thing
on the other side.
And when we pull the strings...
Well, I think you can see
where we're going with this.
Now we just finish packing in
our, uh, plumage here.
Now take the ends
of the pull cords
and attach them
to our noisemakers.
Now I'm out walking
through the woods,
and I come across a bear
or a wolf or helmut,
and I just do
what the peacock does.
Now, if that doesn't get you
to the outhouse safely,
I don't know what will.
So, remember, if the women
don't find you handsome,
they should at least
find you handy.
[ clicking ]
I'm losing my marbles here.
♪ ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka ♪
"it is winter.
The bear sleeps.
"not alone like me,
"but with many other bears
in some dark den.
I bet that doesn't smell
too great."
[ clears throat ]
all right, uh,
back to the drawing board.
Noel, the security guard, now,
he wants somebody else to go
out there and shoot the bear,
but that's illegal
unless the bear is a danger,
and, actually,
with the lodge members
being all kind of trapped
inside here
and not being allowed to go
on the lake or on the highways,
the danger level is way down.
So, then, noel says
that maybe helmut should go out
and argue with it
'cause they both speak grunt.
But helmut
doesn't want to do that.
Helmut wants us all
to dig a big tunnel
like they did in that movie
"the great escape."
then there was a big argument
about who was gonna be
steve mcqueen.
And moose thompson out there
tried to lasso the bear,
ended up being trapped
up in a pine tree.
You know, uncle red,
actually,
you know, bears aren't
that dangerous.
I saw a movie downtown
the other day,
and there was, like,
these two brown bears,
and they were roaming around
a national park.
They didn't maul anybody
or nothing.
Actually, you know, they were
more afraid of the people
than the people were
of them.
And did they shoot
the bears?
Oh, no! No, no!
See? No.
Just ranger smith
told yogi and boo boo
[ as yogi bear ] to put
back those picnic baskets!
Well, there you go, harold, eh?
Huh? Huh?
But our bear
isn't hungry, okay?
He's smelling musk
out there.
He's not gonna be satisfied
with dinner and a dance.
Oh, he wants --
he wants a lady friend.
Well, we all want lady friends,
harold,
but we don't go around
drooling
and rubbing our rumps
up against a tree.
No.
Even I know
that one won't work.
Well, you know, it might,
but it's not the type of girls
your parents would approve of.
No. Right.
So, anyway, helmut says that the
bear is so desperate for a mate
that what we can do
is duct-tape together
a couple of air mattresses,
cover them
with some fun-fur seat covers,
and then douse the whole thing
with musk
and throw her out there.
That might buy us enough time.
We can make a break for my van.
In the meantime, I'll take us
to the next segment,
and that'll give us
just enough time
that I can think
of a brilliant plan.
This must be
a really long segment.
I'll go into the store room
and get the stuff!
How much this gonna cost
the lodge?
Does $15 sound good?
I'll give you $20
if you take a check.
Sounds good.
Here's the tranquilizer,
and here's the bear repellant.
[ air hisses ]
let's go.
I figured if I shake the tree,
that'll help him out a bit.
Bill:
Wah! Whoa!
He didn't seem to be
enjoying that too much.
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh. Sorry, bill.
Oh, boy.
Well...
I got him down, you know,
and, uh, he's okay,
and, of course,
the good thing is,
now we have enough branches
to make our shelter.
[ chain saw revving ]
so, we pick these up and, uh...
Hmm.
Oh, well.
Uh, pick these up and, uh,
go over there and, uh,
find just --
actually, we just found
that thing just lying there.
I wish we had noticed that --
what the heck.
And we lean the branches up
against it just like the model,
and then
what bill wanted to do here
was some way of securing
the branches right on there,
and this is when
a lot of your training
with the cub scouts
or what have you
or maybe you did some sailing
with captain high liner
or whatever it was.
Uh, you learn how to tie
some really interesting knots,
'cause you got trees
and branches coming at a --
oh, oh.
Bill, you --
bill's tied
one limb too many on.
Anyway, we got her all done,
and by golly,
she's looking good,
and put the "for sale" sign up
and everything.
So, bill goes inside,
got the gate on it.
What? What? Look out.
Bill, bill, look out!
Bill, bill!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Ah, well.
No place like home.
[ tool clanks ]
how's school going
this year, harold?
Oh, great! Excellent!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Best year ever.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Football team's
even winning. Sure.
Oh, great.
Sounds like you're doing
pretty well, then, eh?
Me? Oh, no.
I'm just barely getting by.
The school's doing good,
though.
I thought you were asking
about the school.
School's doing good.
I'm just, you know,
struggling by, as always.
Well, harold, I would think
you'd be real good in school,
you know,
'cause you got the glasses,
and you're a real gomer
at sports and stuff.
Yeah, I know.
You'd figure, you know.
But I'm doing okay in computers
and geography.
It's my television class,
you know.
We're supposed to make
a tv show, right,
so we each got
a $100 budget.
So, I made an episode
of "the red green show."
remember that extra one
we made last fall?
That one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, how'd you do on that,
anyway?
I got a "d"! A "d"!
The teacher wanted to know
where I spent the other $90.
And where did you
spend it?
I got this really cool
computer game, "zortex."
so cool! So cool!
Wa-a-a!
Okay. I'm ready.
How are you gonna stop a bear
with that?
I stick it down his throat,
then open it.
Murray: Oh, yeah, and while
the bear's laughing at that,
we can all go
to the bathroom.
Just don't open that in here.
It's bad luck.
Please hurry,
or we're gonna have
even more bad luck.
Yeah, he's right.
Nature's calling.
Who's ready
to answer?
[ all cheer ]
okay, let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Red,
I-I'm head of security.
I-I should say
"let's go."
okay. Let's go.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I-I forgot something!
Ohh!
Where's he going?
He said
he forgot something.
You guys
don't listen.
Reading material.
[ all speak
indistinctly ]
now, remember, guys,
animals can smell fear.
Yeah, they're not
the only one.
Okay, when we get there,
alphabetical order.
Okay.
My name's albert.
Brian!
And allen.
[ bear growls ]
[ all scream ]
whoo! Whoo!
Well, the can of bear repellant
was a big disappointment.
Dwayne pointed it the wrong way
and sprayed himself in the face,
dropped the can.
The bear ate it.
At least now the bear won't eat
dwayne's face, although I might.
We tried a tranquilizer gun,
but our aim was off,
and we ended up hitting
moose thompson
up in the pine tree.
Uncle red,
how long does it take
for the tranquilizer
to take effect?
Just a little bit longer
than it takes a bear
to maul a person
from head to toe.
Is that just a guess,
uncle red,
or is that what it says
in the instructions?
We can't go on like this
much longer.
I mean, the washroom situation
is getting brutal around here.
A lot of the guys have been
taking potted plants
up to their room.
Somebody's gonna have to show
a little bravery.
Or stupidity.
Is that you volunteering?
[ screeching ]
boy, that bear
really is in heat.
No, no, no, no. That's the sound
of the wild possum.
The lodge meeting's
about to begin.
Oh. Well, we'll just see
who's the lucky lodge member
who gets to sedate
winnie the pooh.
[ laughs ] I'm sure glad
I'm not a lodge member.
Aren't we all?
Well, they say that a hero
is just a sandwich.
Let's go see
who gets to hold the pickle.
[ screeching ]
[ screeching continues ]
all rise.
All: Quando omni flunkus,
moritati.
Sit down.
The floor recognizes
helmut wintergarden.
I would like to know
why noel hasn't done anything
about the bear yet.
Yeah! Why not?
Well, uh, I'm not in charge
of pest control.
My job
is to prevent thefts.
Good point. Yeah.
Well, if you ask me, the bear's
stolen your courage, noel.
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
Oh, yeah? Why don't you go out
and talk to it?
You might find out
it's your uncle or something.
All right,
hold on, hold on.
Look,
it's a well-known fact
that bears are only in heat
for two weeks.
I think we can hold out
that long.
Speak for yourself there,
murray. Right?
Question. Question.
What -- what does, uh,
"in heat" mean?
Right.
Well, harold, uh,
"in heat" means
the bear has more than georgia
on its mind.
[ laughing ]
don't even pretend
to get that.
Not a clue.
See, harold, animals only get
in the mood to mate
for a short period of time
once a year.
Whoo-hoo!
Boy, that'd make it easy,
wouldn't it?
Boy, way more time
for nintendo, right?
Yeah. Huh? Huh?
What?
Shut up, harold.
Anyway, I think we all agree
that it's up to noel or helmut
to do something
about the bear, right?
[ all speak indistinctly ]
let's put it to a vote --
noel or helmut?
Sure. Yeah.
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, red, since you're
the lodge leader,
I think maybe red should do
something about the, uh, bear.
Sure.
Somebody should, yep.
Well, I am doing something
about it.
All those in favor of noel
taking care of the bear,
say "aye."
aye. Aye.
Aye. Aye.
All of those in favor of helmut
taking care of the bear,
say "aye."
aye. Aye.
Aye. Aye.
Well, there you go, then,
don't you?
[ laughs ]
I-I-it's a tie.
All righty.
You know what
we're gonna do?
Uncle red will have to make
the deciding vote.
[ cheers and applause ]
well, I'm gonna need some time
to think this over,
so, uh,
so while I'm deciding,
uh, why don't we get murray
and dwayne
to come up here and give us the
evening's entertainment, huh?
[ applause ]
well, what we're gonna do
for you this week, boys,
we're gonna tell you
the story
of goldilocks
and the three bears, all right?
Boy, it's funny
how one scruffy bear
who's looking for love
in all the wrong places
can disrupt so many lives.
[ bear groaning ]
what's that?
Well, love exciting and new,
come aboard.
We're expecting you.
It seems our bear has found
himself a lady friend.
I think we're gonna be able to
go back outside again real soon.
Anyway, if my wife is watching,
I should be able
to get to my van
and, uh, come home
in about, uh...
Two minutes --
just a guess.
Maybe you can check to see if
you can find our bear-skin rug.
So, until next time,
on behalf of myself and harold
and the whole gang
up here at possum lodge
and the bear
and his lady friend,
keep your stick on the ice.
Yes!
Wait, wait.
We're not doing
the bear stuff yet.
Goldilocks.
You're goldilocks.
I want to be the bear.
I know you want to be the bear,
but you'll be the bear later.
Let him be the bear!
All right, be the bear!
We'll turn it around.
Okay, the bear is in the forest
and tired
and comes up to this goldenlock
family's house, okay?
So, anyway, goes up to the door
and knocks on the door --
the bear knocks on the door?
What are you talking about?
It's a fairy tale, and bears
can do anything they want.
How come you're the bear?
Shouldn't you be goldilocks?
Well, he wants to be
the bear.
He's an idiot,
and he wants to be the bear.
That's the way he is.
There's a friend of yours
waiting outside.
There you go, dwayne.
[ all speaking indistinctly ]
away you go!
Away you go!
Wag your tail around
at him!
Away you go.
Away you go.
Can I have his job
at the store?
Most definitely
you can, yes.
Can I have
one of the pups?