The Network Deal

Harold convinces Red to let the show air on a major American television network, resulting in some drastic changes.

Cast (in order of appearance):, , , , ,

Segments: The Possum Lodge Word Game, Red's Campfire Songs, Buzz Sherwood's Plane, Handyman Corner, Adventures With Bill, The Experts

Transcript
''{Text appears on screen: "Women appreciate creative input. Men appreciate silence." A man is heard snoring.}''

Commercial bumper
''{Red and Buzz are seen together. Red is holding the shell of a model plane, the controls for which Buzz is holding. Buzz laughs maniacally.}''

RED GREEN: {voiceover} Stay tuned, Buzz is wired, but his plane isn't.

Handyman Corner Part 2
{Red forces closed the clamp-laden suitcase.}

RED GREEN: And there we go! Close 'er up, close 'er up, close 'er up, close 'er up! There. You can take whatever you want as long as you know how to pack it right. {removes the clamps} Now I all I do is just remove these clamps off of here, and I've got so much stuff with me that wherever I go, it'll be just like home. So remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. {waves goodbye} So long!

''{Red tries to pick up the suitcase, but it's too heavy. He tries and fails a second time, groaning with the effort. The suitcase begins to creak and stretch, rocking back and forth on the workbench.}''

RED GREEN: All right, I may have put in a little too much stuff in there. I may have to re– repack... {looks at the suitcase, panicking} Uh-oh! I think she's gonna blow!

''{Red dives under the workbench. The suitcase explodes, sending all of its contents flying all over the workshop. Red stands up under the half-mattress and looks around, dumbfounded.}''

RED GREEN: {dryly} Yeah, looks just like home.

Segue: Buzz Sherwood's Plane
{Buzz Sherwood is sitting on a bench next to his plane at the dock, with a box of chocolates on his lap.}

BUZZ SHERWOOD: My mama always said, "Buzz, life is like a box of chocolates. SO PIG OUT!!!!!" {laughs maniacally and stuffs chocolates into his mouth, showing it off to the camera.}

Trivia

 * Based on Red's comments, a total of 46 Possum Lodge members entered the inflated hip-waders contest.
 * This episode is the first time a female character has appeared on the show.

Real-World References

 * Buzz's scene with the box of chocolates is a reference to a scene in the movie Forrest Gump.

Fast Forward

 * In Swiss It Up, Red and Harold would again sell the show, this time to Switzerland.