The Experts

The Experts is one of the longest-running segments on The Red Green Show, initially taking place in the Lodge basement, where the Lodge Meeting takes place, though starting in season 10, it instead took place in the main lobby of the lodge. Each segment begins with the moderator saying the catchphrase, "Welcome to the Experts portion of the show, where we examine those three little words that men find so hard to say: I Don't Know!". Red Green appears in every segment as a panelist, which is accompanied by another member of the Lodge, including Harold starting in season 11. The moderator reads a letter from a viewer, which asks the panelists a question, usually for a piece of advice. The panelists then try to answer this question, often resulting in some bizarre revelation from neither nor both of the experts.

Harold Green is the moderator for The Experts until Season 9, when he left Possum Lodge to work in Port Asbestos. After this event, several of the other Lodge members moderated The Experts. In the segment's early seasons, Harold introduced the segment completely on his own. But in later seasons, Harold and the other moderators wait for the audience to complete the introduction by calling out "I don't know!". In the last five seasons, the panelists are usually seated on a bench made from the front of a car, whose headlights flash in time with the audience during the introduction.

This segment replaced, and briefly ran concurrently with, Male Call, in which Harold reads a letter from a viewer to Red. However, most of the letters received in Male Call have more to do with the show itself, while letters to The Experts ask more specifically for advice or specialized knowledge. This segment debuted in Season 3 and ran until the end of the series.