Sausage Envy

"when someone hands you ten feet of intestine on a silver platter,           you don't 'want to ask questions!" -Dalton Humphrey Red Green and Dalton Humphrey enter Possum Lodge in the annual sausage making contest. Dalton acquires the sausage casing from an experimental farm (how do you think that experiment went?), and the twosome proceed to pack it with mystery meat, which eventually causes Red to lose his appetite for sausages. Transportation to the contest site proves to be a problem, and once it reaches the intended location, it is placed on a bunch of grills lined end to end. However, the sausage casing proves not to be as sterile as the men had hoped, and the sausage casing swells up like a balloon, then Dalton poked it with a fork. it goes off like a cruise missile, and, as usual, Possum Lodge is creamed in the competition by Caribou Lodge. However, the men find out later that the sausage scored a direct hit on Caribou Lodge, knocking the sign right off.