Green Green/Transcript

The complete transcript for Green Green

Title sequence
''{"The Red Green Show" intro plays. After introducing the characters, the scene cuts to a shot of Harold holding up a sign reading "Teachers are People II" and pointing to his own head.}''

RED GREEN: {voiceover} This is Red Green. In today's show, Harold salutes his teachers...

{Cut to a shot of Bill looking down at something at his feet and not being able.}

RED GREEN: {voiceover} Bill gets stuck in the mud...

''{Cut to a shot of Red sitting in a lawn chair, the webbing of which he accidentally tore by sitting through with his rear now stuck in the seat. He struggles with the chair.}''

RED GREEN: {voiceover} And I'm gonna give you the lowdown on how to fix your lawn chair.

''{Cut to an exterior shot of the Lodge. Several gunshots appear in the screen, then one last gunshot shatters the screen outward.}''

Red's Campfire Song 1
{Red plays guitar while Harold accompanies him by tapping a plastic gas container.}

RED GREEN:
 * Oh, when I was a lad, my dad would take me
 * Down to Possum Lake.
 * We'd build a raft out of logs and empties,
 * Then we'd lie in the sun and bake.
 * We'd paddle out for a mile or more
 * Till the shore was starting to dim.
 * Then good old Dad would set the raft on fire,
 * And that's how he taught me how to swim.

Endless Summer
''{Red is sitting on a bench on a hot summer day. He reads from a book.}''

RED GREEN: It is summer. A shotgun, a big hunting knife, leg hold traps, trip wires, pistols. You're armed and you're ready. And God help the neighbor who tries to use your pool.