Red's Closings

At the end of every episode, Red always addresses his wife through the camera, "If my wife is watching, I'll be coming straight home after the meeting", and then, he tells a story being related to the episode. In Season 1, Red comments that he will be coming straight home. Beginning in Season 2, and ran until the end of the show's run, Red comments that he will be coming straight home after the Lodge Meeting. Listed below are all the closing comments he makes after doing that, excluding his saying that he'll be coming straight home after the meeting unless otherwise stated.

In Season 1, Red Green points at his nephew Harold and said "Keep your stick on the ice" to him, and then, the camera pulls away from him. Starting in Season 2, Red began telling the viewers by saying "Keep your stick on the ice", and heads down to the lodge basement.