Red's Closings

At the end of every episode, Red always addresses his wife through the camera, "If my wife is watching, I'll be coming straight home after the meeting" and then tells about the story relevant to the episode, before thanking the audience for watching. In Season 1, Red only addresses his wife, but starting in Season 2, Red adds an additional comment to the address that he will be home after the Lodge Meeting. Listed below are all the closing comments he makes after doing that, excluding his saying that he'll be coming straight home after the meeting unless otherwise stated.

In Season 1, Red Green points at his nephew Harold and said "Keep your stick on the ice" to him, and then, the camera pulls away from him. Starting in Season 2, Red tells the viewers instead.