Noel Christmas

Noel Christmas (Kevin Frank) is chief of lodge security and is always seen in uniform. He is a small guy but claims to be skilled in the martial arts. But he has proved to be a total coward when confronted with any real danger. The guys consider him dangerous with a gun, in The Gun Mishap he once shot Murray Woolworth by mistake. He also goes overboard with security measures in a crisis, which annoys about everyone. In Job Security he spent $5000 of lodge money on a faulty security system and lost his job for a time to Helmut Wintergarden. He is also unlucky at love, in Noel's Stag Noel got engaged to a girl he just met, but called off the wedding when he learned she worked as an exotic dancer.

Noel only appears during the 1992 season.
 * Debut: The Putter Attack
 * Final Episode: The Gun Mishap