Bill Smith

Bill Smith, the star of "Adventures with Bill," has his own segment of the red green show, which proves that he is a relatively popular character. he is, as they say, not the sharpest tack in the toolbox, not the stickiest wad of duct tape stuck to the possum van, etc. these segments are rather slapstick, with bill often suffering some sort of rather painful happening at the end. he keeps just about everything needed for the days adventure in his overalls. These include, through various episodes, two chainsaws, two crossbows, a tandem bicycle, a length of rope, and an axe. this leads Red Green to ask on one episode "how long does it take for you to get dressed in the morning, bill?"