The Beef Project

One of the local farmers passes away and Junior Singleton inherits from him a prized steer that the men promptly offer to butcher for him.

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Segments: Red's Campfire Songs, That's What Friends Are For, Handyman Corner, Red's Sage Advice, Ranger Gord's Watchtower, Adventures With Bill, The Experts, Winston Rothschild's Sewage Truck

Intro
{Red is seen fishing on a pier early in the morning.}

RED GREEN: One of the differences between men and women is that men feel they have to dominate things. It's not enough to enjoy nature or a job or even a conversation. Man has to dominate! I think that's why we eat so much meat. I mean, there's domination for you: man against animal; who's gonna eat who. Most guys think "vegetarian" is an Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". It's not smart or correct, but it's one of the things that makes us what we are.

Segue: Ranger Gord's Watchtower
{Ranger Gord is standing outside his tower.}

RANGER GORD: Hi, you're watching The Red Green Show. {he suddenly chokes up and sobs} You're lucky!

Segue: Ad for Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services
WINSTON ROTHSCHILD: Hi, Winston Rothschild here from Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, reminding you... {he holds up his business card on which the slogan and the phone number is displayed} "Don't get hosed somewhere else." Call 1-800-555-SUCK!

Fun Facts

 * This episode marks the first appearances of Dalton Humphrey, Winston Rothschild, Ben Franklin and Edgar K.B. Montrose.