The New Statue

The men of the lodge destroy a town statue and decide to try and replace it.

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Opening Words: Women build friendships. Men build statues.

Plot: Buster Hadfield tries to jump-start his barbecue, only to blow the roof off his garage and right into the lake. Red tries to convert the roof into a boat, because it floats and doesn't leak. They try to make this boat into the lodge's first fan boat. But when it doesn't go anywhere, Moose Thompson tries to crank up the gas. The fan boat was stuck on a sandbar, and it blew a billboard right into town square and crushed a statue of Ezra Banger, the first man in the Possum Lake area to wangle a government grant. Now Red is forced to build a new replacement statue. The lodge members try various materials to make the statue, first stone, then steel. But both plans fail miserably. They eventually decide to use their fan boat as a statue, pointing the fan out towards Possum Lake. As the mayor owns a sailboat, Red hopes to get him out on the water more so that he won't make as many stupid decisions.

Adventures With Bill: Bill gets Red to try and get his car started for him.

The Possum Lodge Word Game: Harold tries to get Dougie to say the word "cheat" to win an '82 Lauda and four sets of jumper cables.

Red's Campfire Songs: Flying clothes.

Handyman Corner: Red makes a mosquito repellant out of, first a fog machine and a lawn chair, and then a patio umbrella and a washing machine.

Visit With Ranger Gord: Gord has been tagging wildlife. Today he is tagging flies.

Red's Handyman Tips: Red shows off a wood file that is also called a coarse bastard.

The Experts: Winston provides the key to finding a good career: find the key to that career.

In a post-credits bonus scene, Steve Smith (in costume as Red Green) speaks out-of-character about the making of the Possum Lodge sign.