The Experts

The Experts is the roundtable discussion segment on ''The Red Green Show. This segment is presented in a talk show style, and originally took place in the Lodge basement during seasons 3-5, where the Lodge Meeting ''takes place. Beginning in season 6, the segments took place in the main lobby of the lodge. Each segment begins with the moderator saying the catchphrase: "Welcome to the Experts portion of the show, where we examine those three little words that men find so hard to say: I don't know!". Red Green appears in every segment as a panelist, which is accompanied by another panelist. The moderator reads a letter from a viewer by asking the panelists a question, usually for a piece of advice. The panelists then answer the question in some bizarre revelation.

Harold Green is the moderator for The Experts until Season 9 (1999-2000), when he left the lodge to work in Port Asbestos. Beginning in Season 10 (2000-2001), several Lodge members took over as moderators. In Seasons 3-5 (1993-1996), Harold introduced the segment by saying "I don't know!". Beginning in Season 6 (1996-1997), Harold and the other moderators wait for the audience to call out "I don't know!". In Seasons 10-15 (2000-2006), the panelists are seated on the front of a car, whose headlights flash during the introduction. This segment debuted in Season 3, and ran until the end of the series.