He-Man Contest

The Lodge plays host to a He-Man competition.

Cast (in order of appearance):, , , , ,

Segments: Red's Campfire Songs, Handyman Corner, Red and Harold On Life, Red's Poetry, Red's Visits with Possum Lodge Members, Male Call, Adventures With Bill, Harold's Segments

Red's Poetry: Winter
''{Red sits next to a camping tent in snow, dressed in a heavy parka. He reads from a book.}''

RED GREEN: It is winter. A friend hits you in the face with a snowball. And as it melts, you become aware that he has a new puppy.

Red's Poetry: Winter 2
''{Red sits next to a camping tent in snow, dressed in a heavy parka. He reads from a book.}''

RED GREEN: It is winter. My wife snuggles close. "Put a log on the fire," she whispers. I do. It sizzles and pops, it crackles and snaps and fizzles, it shakes and yelps and runs away whimpering. Log? I thought she said, "Dog".