Midlife

Midlife is one of the longest-running segments on The Red Green Show, debuting in Season 4 and running until the end of the series. Each segment features Red sitting at a desk in the lodge, discussing some aspect of life with the audience. He usually addresses older or married men, but sometimes instead talks to teenagers and young adults. Topics vary widely and include "Apologizing to your wife", "Don't get mad, get even", and "How to avoid becoming an old geezer". Generally, each segment ends with the camera pulling back from Red as he says "Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together."

One exception to the above occurs in the Season 6 episode The House Raising, where Red's nephew Harold fills in for him to talk about older men, advising them on how to tell their favorite stories without annoying younger people. He ends with a variant on Red's signature catchphrase: "Remember, you're on your own. Don't push it." In another case, Red ends by saying "Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all getting even together", and in yet another case, he cuts off his tagline with "Forgot what I was going to say."

Other similar segments include Buddy System, in which two Lodge members trade off in giving rapid-fire advice to men facing trouble in their relationships, and Red's Advice to Teenagers, in which he talks more specifically to teenagers about life issues while walking around outside in a raincoat.