Adopt-A-Highway

Possum Lodge unexpectedly adopts a tough stretch of highway, and Red quickly plans to use it to his advantage.

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Segments: Red's Campfire Songs, The Possum Lodge Word Game, Handyman Corner, Red's Sage Advice, Adventures With Bill, If It Ain't Broke, You're Not Trying

DVD: The Red Green Show – 1997 Season

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Explanations

 * During the Lodge meeting at show's end, Harold uses several acronyms and initialisms:
 * "T.G.I.F." = "Thank (God/Goodness/Gosh) It's Friday".
 * "A.S.A.P." = "As Soon As Possible".
 * "B.A." = "Bachelor of Arts".
 * "M.A." = "Master of Arts".
 * "C.O.D." = "Collect On Delivery".
 * "T.B.A." = "To Be Announced".

Real-World References

 * Red's song about the devil and daredevil Evel Knieval is a parody of a song by the Charlie Daniels Band called "The Devil Went Down To Georgia", about a boy named Johnny who is challenged by the devil to a fiddle-playing contest.
 * A Dust Buster is a cordless vacuum made by Black &amp; Decker.
 * Red's line, "Spare the termites, spoil the stump", is a parody of the phrase, "Spare the rod, spoil the child".
 * During the Lodge meeting, Harold mentions the C.A.W., IBM, MS-DOS, and the band S.R.O..