The Experts

The Experts is the roundtable discussion segment on ''The Red Green Show. This segment is presented in a talk show style, and originally took place in the Lodge basement during seasons 3-5, where the Lodge Meeting ''takes place. Beginning in season 6, the segments took place in the main lobby of the lodge. Each segment begins with the moderator saying the catchphrase: "Welcome to the Experts portion of the show, where we examine those three little words that men find so hard to say: I don't know!". Red Green appears in every segment as a panelist, which is accompanied by another panelist. The moderator reads a letter from a viewer, asking the panelists a question, usually for a piece of advice. The panelists answer the question in some bizarre revelation.

Harold Green is the moderator for The Experts until Season 9, when he left the lodge to work in Port Asbestos. After that, several Lodge members began moderating The Experts. In seasons 3-5, Harold introduced the segment completely on its own. Beginning in season 6, Harold and the other moderators wait for the audience to call out "I don't know!". In seasons 11-15, the panelists are seated on the front of a car, whose headlights flash during the introduction. This segment debuted in Season 3, and ran until the end of the series.