Lodge Meeting

During the closing credits, a meeting between Possum Lodge members takes place. It is the third longest-running segment on The Red Green Show, behind Handyman Corner and Adventures With Bill. Most meetings take place in the lodge basement and always begin with the members all saying the phrase "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (pseudo-Latin for "When all else fails, play dead"). Beginning in the 1999 season after the Men Anonymous segment was discontinued, Red Green would remind the members to bow their heads for the Man's Prayer: "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." The members then move on into a topic related to the episode that is ending.

This segment debuted in the 1992 season and ran until the series finale, where the Man's Prayer was modified to: "I'm a man, but I changed, because I had to. Oh well."