The Network Deal

Harold convinces Red to let the show air on a major American television network, resulting in some drastic changes.

Cast (in order of appearance):, , , , ,

Segments: The Possum Lodge Word Game, Red's Campfire Songs, Buzz Sherwood's Plane, Handyman Corner, Adventures With Bill, The Experts

Transcript
''{Text appears on screen: "Women appreciate creative input. Men appreciate silence." A man is heard snoring.}''

Handyman Corner Part 2
{Red forces closed the clamp-laden suitcase.}

RED GREEN: And there we go! Close 'er up, close 'er up, close 'er up, close 'er up! There. You can take whatever you want as long as you know how to pack it right. {removes the clamps} Now I all I do is just remove these clamps off of here, and I've got so much stuff with me that wherever I go, it'll be just like home. So remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. {waves goodbye} So long!

''{Red grabs a hold of the suitcase and tries to lift it up off the workbench. However, it doesn't even budge from its spot; it's too heavy from all the things he put into it. He tries again to lift it off, grunting as he does so, but still it refuses to budge.}''

RED GREEN: All right, I may have put in a little too much stuff in there. I may have to re– repack...

''{Suddenly, he catches the suitcase literally creaking and stretching slightly as if trying to open up. He panics.}''

RED GREEN: Uh-oh! I think she's gonna blow!

''{He takes cover underneath the workbench as the suitcase creaks and stretches more and more before finally exploding open and all the contents therein exploding out of it and rendering his workshop a big mess. Red gets up and looks around, dumbfounded.}''

RED GREEN: {dryly} Yeah, looks just like home.

''{Cut to Buzz Sherwood sitting on a bench on the dock. He has a box of chocolates on his lap. His plane is positioned behind him.}''

BUZZ SHERWOOD: My mama always said, "Buzz, life is like a box of chocolates. SO PIG OUT!!!!!" Hahahahahahaha!

{He cackles as he stuffs his mouth full of the chocolates, then shows off his mouth full of chocolates to the camera.}

Trivia

 * Based on Red's comments, a total of 46 Possum Lodge members entered the inflated hip-waders contest.
 * This episode is the first time a female character has appeared on the show.

Real-World References

 * Buzz's scene with the box of chocolates is a reference to a scene in the movie Forrest Gump.