Ranger Gord



Ranger Gord is a bit of a hermit, and he is usually in the dark about what's really going on. He is the inhabitant of Fire Tower (which is in the middle of the burnt area) and he has gone slightly insane in his self inprisonment, believing many nutty self-concocted stories such as the fact that being struck by lightning is a good thing (who says lightning never strikes twice) or the fact that you can attach the grounding wire coming from your lightning rod to the chair you're sitting in. The most money he's ever made is 50 cents, from Red Green for a tour of the watchtower. He has barley ever seen a woman, much less met one. it is also a little known fact that he wanted to study medecine in college, but couldn't afford it.