Bottled Water

Harold: "its a russian car. it can do anything" Red: "except start"

a man that had been on the wanted list for some time is eventually arrested for bootlegging. The moonshine was only good for keeping your windshield clean of snow. This inspires Red Green to start his own distillery. He just wants some windshield cleaner, but does not want to degrade himself by buying anything from the Humphries Everything Store, who now owns it. Harold Green says that he will speak at the trial, but Red convinces him to take part in the activity. Red goes and gets all the bottles from the last illegal distillery, while Buster Hadfeild brings his mom's car. The men brew it in the lodge kitchen, former haunt of Eddie Johnston. They try to distill their moonshine through the engine of the car, but something goes terribly wrong. It blows the car way out into the woods, Harold commenting that it looked like an oil fire in Kuwait. They then try to use the bottles for spring water from the spring at Possum Hill, but get very little business, the only two crates they sell are to the the disease testing club at the university in Port Asbestos. They then try to bottle Possum Hill air with the empty bottles and market it to San Fransisco. they did not want any. They said it smelled funny (San Fransisco being one of the most polluted cities in the U.S). Red Green eventually trades the bottles for twelve gallons of windshield washer from Dalton Humphrey.