Maple Syrup

Red and his pals collect maple syrup using a fuel pump from a Russian missile.

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Segments: Red's Campfire Songs, Handyman Corner, The Experts, Red's Poetry, Red's Visits with Possum Lodge Members, Adventures With Bill, Harold's Segments

DVD: Red Green: Stuffed and Mounted, Vol. 1; Red Green – The Infantile Years

DVD Commentary by Steve Smith
{from Stuffed and Mounted}

STEVE SMITH: We've kinda backed into some kind of merchandising business over the years. It was never on purpose, kinda like the show. And in this episode called "Maple Syrup", we needed a syrup dispenser. And actually, my wife– my real-life– real-life wife made this thing. Once everybody saw it, it was kinda like planting the seed. Now, apparently, there's a Red Green bobble-head doll coming out, but I'm sure the idea came from the syrup dispenser.

Segment Summary
See also: Transcript

Plot: Red explains that Junior Singleton had bought from the army surplus store a fuel pump once used for a Russian missile and mounted it onto his boat, but it went through the boat. After some harrowing experiences with the pump sucking up lake water, Red and his pals decide to use it to collect maple syrup. Red then explains that the apparatus is being set up for getting the maple syrup out of the trees with brake lines set up to carry the product they will sell. He also plans to pump syrup from all trees, not just maple, to corner the syrup market. In the end, the whole project ends in disaster, with the pump sucking the trees dry, shrinking them down to saplings, and the tree roots getting clogged in the pump.

Red's Campfire Song #1: Red's butterfly collection.

Handyman Corner: Red turns a patio table into a windsurfer.

The Experts: Dougie explains why it's not a good idea to see a doctor.

Red's Poetry (The Winter of Our Discount Tent): Red's cousin Jerry who was making snow angels when a snowplow came along.

Visit With Buzz Sherwood: Red has Buzz fly him around the area in search of maple trees, but Buzz doubts that there are any maple trees.

Red's Campfire Song #2: Turbulence caused by pushing over a barn.

Adventures With Bill: Bill tries various ways of making camping lights.

Harold's Segment: Harold hosts a segment called "What's Wrong With Those Goofy Adults???"

Visit With Reg Hunter: Reg tells Red about the trees' sap, the source of syrup, while hunting an animal that makes a strange howling noise.

Trivia

 * This episode marks the first appearances of Buzz Sherwood and Reg Hunter, as well as the first episode to feature The Experts, which had evidently replaced Male Call.

Inside References

 * Bill pulls some matchboxes and a cigarette lighter out of his pants.

Real-World References

 * During Handyman Corner, Red's remark about trying to "catch the wind, as Donovan would say" is a reference to Donovan's song, the aptly-titled "Catch the Wind".
 * Buzz mentions, by name, The Beatles' song, "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)".
 * Harold compares the pump's imploding of trees to the classic death scene of the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
 * Red responds by remarking, "If he only had a brain..."

Famous People

 * At one point, as the Lodge pushes forward with the collecting of maple syrup, Harold mentions Aunt Jemima.
 * Red compares the blackened Bill after the gas explosion from the lantern to Arnold Schwarzenegger's character of the Terminator.