Floating Church

"-Okay, we had our fireworks and gasoline and stuff,

but the candles, those were just stupid.-"

Red Green

In this episode, Red Green and Stinky Peterson go fishing. All of a sudden, a big wave of water comes along and capsizes their boat. Red sends a quick prayer to god saying that if he saved him, he would go to church the next Sunday, then a hand lifts them out of their boat and red sees the light at the end of the tunnel. He tells all that to Harold Green, who says that he needs to keep his end of the bargain, as well as that they must contact the supernatural hotline right away! Red argues that it was, in fact, Moose Thompson who lifted them out of the water, and the light at the end of the tunnel was where the sewer emptied near Possum Lodge. Harold tells Red that Moose Thompson was really just God's tool in their rescue. his argument is so spirited that Red is finally convinced that he must go to church.