The Lost Dog

"I saw Old Man Sedgewick down by Mercury Creek, howling and moaning. I told him that would just scare the lost dog away. He said, 'Dog, What lost dog?'"
 * &mdash;Red Green

When Red Green hears about the lost dog, he first thinks there is a toddler running around in the forest. He is not very interested in finding it. His view drastically changes when he finds out it is a dog with a $200 reward attached. He immediately initiates a search party to find the lost dog, with Harold Green keeping track of everyone. The first search party goes missing, prompting Harold to send out a search party for the search party. When individual members get separated, Harold panics. Red decides to search down near a dog breeder, where he just so happens to "accidentally" open one of the dog pens, leaving every search party member with the lost dog. The real lost dog, however, finds its way back home after being frightened by everyone tramping around in the woods.