Big Guy Little Guy

Red Green: Not even for ten bucks? Harold: Sorry, all of them put a much higher price on their life!

In this episode, Harold tries to get Red Green to join a "big guy Little guy" club, in which a man volunteers his time to be with a kid that doesn't have a father around very often. Harold, being the secretary, tries as hard as he can to convince Red to (temporarily) join. Naturally, He has no interest whatsoever in joining... until Harold tells him that there's going to be a soapbox derby. Harold tries to find a kid to partner Red with, but, since Red is rather infamous around Possum Lake, no one wants to. Finally, Red makes Harold be his "Little Guy". They win the derby, but Red didn't add brakes or steering to the contraption, so Harold crashes into Possum Lake.