Red's Closings

At the end of every episode, Red always addresses his wife through the camera by saying, "If my wife is watching, I'll be coming straight home..." and then says some remark based on the events in the episode, before thanking the audience for watching. In the first season, Red only addresses his wife, but from all seasons onward, he always addresses that he will be home after the meeting. Listed below are all the closing comments he makes after doing that, excluding his saying that he'll be coming straight home after the meeting (unless otherwise stated).